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http://sayata.net/magazine/node/1297

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Reluctantly Turk walks over to Henry. Then he gets down to examine the mouse trap to find the button. As he removes the trap from Henry’s cock, Henry’s cock brushes into Turk’s face. Turk screams in horror. “His cock touched my face. Oh gross. It touched my face.”

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That is so funny.

If you imagine Turk saying it as Paul Lynde in sarcasm, it totally changes meaning.

Then if you imagine Turk saying it as Tom Cruise................